Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.
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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.
Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.
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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]
John Watson: Commando?
Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.
John Watson: Sweet.
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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.
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Holmesy: Where is she?
Jonno: Where’s who?
Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.
Jonno: What sheila?
Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!
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First installment: Sherlock Australia.
Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty
(via whatisthiss)